Evil Space Pirate Jeff and the Final Flight of the Phoenix

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I am a no-name author with lofty ambitions. I hail from a town of less than three thousand (many more if you count the cows) and have never ventured far from home, let alone to the stars toward which you and I are heading. With this work, I've broken into the top 100 parodies a few times and want to continue sharing my art with wonderful readers/authors like yourselves. This is science fiction at its finest (source needed) and at its most ridiculous.

For this piece, you will assume the role of Jeff, a not-that-evil-after-all pirate-in-space, as I depict his humorous adventures through the galaxy in questionable prose. From the frantic escape on Maroon with an all-too-famous bounty hunter hot on your trail, to the baking sands of Butsnor and the wool-laden creatures who claim that "the ancient powers of Disco are in all of us," you will find yourself thrust into a galaxy ruled by an evil race of tyrannical accounting-lovers. Watch your step as you traverse it or you'll soon find yourself pushing poodoo.

I present to any reader, author, or deep-spacer who may pick up on this transmission: the final hours of the Phoenix and how they came to be...

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